The Wedding 6.30.09
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6.30.2009
Joke of the Day
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TECH SUPPORT PART II
I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was finished with it, because he needed to keep it. ***********
Tech Support: "All right...now double-click on the File Manager icon."
Customer: "That's why I hate this Windows - because of the icons I'm a Protestant, and I don't believe in icons."
Tech Support: "Well, that's just an industry term sir. I don't Believe it was meant to-"
Customer: "I don't care about any 'Industry Terms'. I don't believe in icons."
Tech Support: "Well...why don't you click on the 'little picture' of a filing cabinet...is 'little picture' OK?"
Customer: [click]
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Customer: "My computer crashed!"
Tech Support: "It crashed?"
Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me play my game."
Tech Support: "All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot."
Customer: "No, it didn't crash-it crashed."
Tech Support: "Huh?"
Customer: "I crashed my game. That's what I said before. I crashed my Spaceship and now it doesn't work."
Tech Support: "Click on 'File,' then 'New Game.'"
Customer: [pause] "Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?"
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I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow. For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow, but green printed fine. Every color of the rainbow printed fine except for yellow. I had the customer change ink cartridges. I had the customer delete and reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new ideas. After over two hours of troubleshooting,I was about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly, "Should I try printing on a piece of white paper instead of this yellow paper?"
Hole in the Wall 6.29.09
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Hole in the wall June 29,2009 Episode. Watch Hole in the wall Online video below.
You can watch Hole in the wall Live Weeknights only on GMA. Follow this link to watch GMA Online.
Cruel Love 6.29.09
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Cruel Love June 29,2009 Episode. Watch Cruel Love Online video below.
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Chil Princesses 6.29.09
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Chil Princesses June 29,2009 Episode. Watch Chill Princesses Online Video below.
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All my Life 6.29.09
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All My Life June 29,2009 Episode. Watch All my life online video below.
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Eat Bulaga 6.29.09
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Eat Bulaga June 29,2009 Episode. Watch Eat Bulaga Online Video below.
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Totoy Bato 6.29.09
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Totoy Bato June 29,2009 Episode. Watch Totoy Bato Online Video below.
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Zorro 6.29.09
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Zorro June 29,2009 Episode. Watch Zorro Online video below.
You can watch Unang Balita Live every Weekdays only on GMA. Follow this link to watch GMA Online.
6.29.2009
Unang Balita 6.29.09
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Unang Balita June 29,2009 Episode. Watch Unang Balita Online video replay.
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Kambalilong 6.29.09
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Kambalilong June 29,2009 Episode. Watch Kambalilong Online video below.
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Kung Aagawin Mo Ang Lahat Sa Akin 6.29.09
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Kung Aagawin Mo Ang Lahat Sa Akin June 29,2009 Episode. Watch Kung Aagawin Mo Ang Lahat Sa Akin Online Video Below.
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Ngayon At Kailanman 6.29.09
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Ngayon at Kailanman June 29,2009 Episode. Watch Ngayon at Kailanman Online video below.
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Watch WWE The Bash Online Video Replay
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Watch WWE The Bash Online Video Replay
Relive the moments and the best scenes in the recent WWE: The Bash. Watch the online video streaming replay below for free.
Watch PBA Finals Online Live Streaming for Free
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Watch PBA Finals Online Live Streaming for Free
Watch as the San Miguel Beermen goes head to head against the Barangay Ginebra for the PBA Finals.
PBA Finals Schedule.
GN | Game Date | Venue | Time | Type | Team(Dark) | Team(Light) | |
95 | Wednesday July 1, 2009 | Araneta Coliseum | 5:00 PM | Battle for third | Burger King Whoppers | vs | Rain or Shine Elasto Painters |
96 | Wednesday July 1, 2009 | Araneta Coliseum | 7:30 PM | Finals | Ginebra Kings | vs | San Miguel Beermen |
97 | Friday July 3, 2009 | Araneta Coliseum | 5:00 PM | Finals | San Miguel Beermen | vs | Ginebra Kings |
98 | Sunday July 5, 2009 | Araneta Coliseum | 6:00 PM | Finals | Ginebra Kings | vs | San Miguel Beermen |
99 | Thursday July 9, 2009 | Araneta Coliseum | 7:00 PM | Finals | San Miguel Beermen | vs | Ginebra Kings |
Schedules are based on Philippine time.
Joke of the Day
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TECH SUPPORT
Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers. Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."
Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."
Customer: "Excuse me can I use this disk? It has a hole in it.
Tech Support: "Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?"
Customer: "No, I only have 3 of them."
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
Customer: "Now what do I do?"
Tech Support: "What is the prompt on the screen?"
Customer: "It's asking for 'Enter Your Last Name.'"
Tech Support: "Ok, so type in your last name."
Customer: "How do you spell that?"
Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
One Glamorous Night: Greater and Grateful at 59
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One Glamorous Night: Greater and Grateful at 59, June 28, 2009
One Glamorous Night: Greater and Grateful at 59 heralds the Kapuso Network's almost six decades in the broadcasting industry. The two-hour special highlights a grand parade of Kapuso stars and programs in a flamboyant fashion show held at the Araneta Coliseum.
40th Box-Office Entertainment Awards
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40th Box-Office Entertainment Awards
Here’s the winners for the 40th Box Office entertainment awards, where John Lloyd Cruz and Sarah Geronimo were crowned as the box office king and queen for 2008.
40th Box-Office Entertainment Awards Winners List
Box Office King & Queen – John Lloyd Cruz and Sarah Geronimo (A Very Special Love)
Female Concert Performer of the Year – Sarah Geronimo (The Next One)
Female Recording Artist of the Year – Sarah Geronimo (The Next One)
Film Actor of the Year – Christopher de Leon (Magkaibigan)
Film Actress of the Year – Sharon Cuneta (Caregiver)
Male Concert Performer of the Year – Gary Valenciano (Gary Live@25)
Male Recording Artist of the Year – Martin Nievera (Milestone)
Most Popular Child Actor, Movies & TV – Robert “Buboy” Villar
Most Popular Child Actress, Movies & TV – Sharlene San Pedro
Most Popular Dance Group – EB Babes of Eat Bulaga!
Most Popular Film Director – Cathy Garcia-Molina (A Very Special Love)
Most Popular Film Producer – Star Cinema
Most Popular Loveteam of Movies & TV – Gerald Anderson & Kim Chiu
Most Popular Novelty Singer – Moymoy Palaboy
Most Popular Recording Group – Spongecola
Most Popular Screenwriter – Raz Sobida dela Torre (A Very Special Love)
Most Popular Television Program – Dyesebel (GMA -7)
Most Popular TV Director – Bb. Joyce Bernal (Dyesebel)
Most Promising Female Star of Movies & TV – KC Concepcion
Most Promising Male Star of Movies & TV – Aljur Abrenica
Most Promising Performing Group – You’ve Got Male (Gian Magdangal, Jan Nieto, Harry Santos, and Bryan Termulo)
New Female Recording Artist of the Year (Promising Singer) – KC Concepcion (A.K.A. Cassandra)
New Male Recording Artist of the Year (Most Promising Singer) – Bugoy Drilon (Paano Na Kaya?)
Prince & Princess of Philippine Movies & TV – Richard Gutierrez & KC Concepcion (For The First Time)
Special Awards:
Bert Marcelo Award (for Comedians) – Eugene Domingo
Comedy Box-Office King/s – Vic Sotto & Dolphy (Dobol Trobol)
Comedy Box-Office Queen – Ai-Ai delas Alas (Tanging Ina Nyong Lahat)
Most Phenomenal Loveteam – Dingdong Dantes & Marian Rivera
Outstanding Global Achievement by a Filipino Artist – Arnel Pineda & Charice Pempengco
Outstanding/Special Merit Award for Music (posthumous award) – Francis Magalona
Valentine Box-Office King & Queen – Richard Gutierrez & Marian Rivera (My Best Friend’s Girlfriend)
Mel and Joey 6.28.09
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Mel and Joey June 28,2009 Episode. Watch Mel and Joey Online video replay.
Hosted by Mel Tiangco and Joey DeLeon
Power of 10 6.28.09
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Power of 10 June 28,2009 Episode. Watch Power of 10 Online video replay.
Hosted by Janno Gibbs
SMB VS Burger King Game 6 Semifinals Replay
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SMB San Miguel Beermen VS Burger King Game 6 Semifinals Replay
Relive the moment as the San miguel Beermen won game 6 and the right to go to the PBA Finals.
Ful House 6.28.09
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Ful House June 28,2009 Episode. Watch Ful House Online video replay.
Starring Vic Sotto and Pia Guanio
Ginebra VS Rain or Shine Game 6 Semifinals Replay
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Ginebra VS Rain or Shine Game 6 Semifinals Replay.
Watch Ginebra VS Rain or Shine Game 6 Semifinals Replay where the Kabarangay won their trip to the PBA Finals against the Rain or Shine.
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